Best Mouse
Best Mouse.
This is the one.
Estimated around $99.99. This number expires quickly.
Scroll wheel from the future. Hand stays happy. You buy this when you are done pretending the next tab will help. Usually around $99.99. Wrist pain slows everything. Click buy. Close tabs. Resume your life.
Buy the thingIf you hate it, that is between you and Jeff Bezos.