Best Power Strip
Best Power Strip.
This is the one.
Estimated around $49.99. This number expires quickly.
More outlets. Less fire-adjacent chaos. You buy this when you are done pretending the next tab will help. Usually around $49.99. Fried gear costs more than outlets. Click buy. Close tabs. Resume your life.
Buy the thingIf you hate it, that is between you and Jeff Bezos.